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DragonCon 2024 has come and gone…

September 09, 2024 by Bernadette Johnson

Wow, I’m behind on posts! The time between DragonCons seems to be how I measure time, and the period since last year’s DC was full of writing deadlines, respiratory illnesses, and minor catastrophes, but also a fabulous trip to Barcelona (only my second overseas trip) and two short story publications.

And this year’s DragonCon was as great as ever! I had fun talking about women in STEM, real-world spies, and Our Flag Means Death (one of my favorite shows) on panels for the fabulous Alternative and Historical Fiction track.

I got to talk about Lovecraft and one of my own stories on a horror track panel about the new short story anthology Southern Fried Cthulhu (https://www.amazon.com/Southern-Fried-Cthulhu-James-Palmer-ebook/dp/B0DC15Z9ZL/) spearheaded by James Palmer.

I received my contributor copy of the charity book DragonTales (https://www.amazon.com/Dragon-Tales-Michael-Gordon/dp/B0DCSVHGND/), put together by Michael Gordon. Its sales benefit the American Heart Association (https://www.heart.org) and Lost-n-Found youth (https://www.lnfy.org).

I hung out with friends (some new and some I hadn’t seen in years), dressed up as a Fallout 76 wise mothman cultist for the huge Fallout photoshoot, and wandered the hotels ogling all the great costumes and remote control droids. Here’s me with R5-D4, and a bonus Chopper in the background, on the last day of the con.

But alas, it’s over, and now we are left to count the days until next DragonCon.

Until then, happy reading, writing, gaming, costuming, and whatever else you like to do!

September 09, 2024 /Bernadette Johnson

Recovery, DragonCon and Beyond

September 17, 2023 by Bernadette Johnson

Wow, it’s been quite a year. And nearly that long since my last post!

In case anyone was wondering why all the radio silence since January, it’s because I broke my ankle in February and let lots of stuff fall by the wayside. The blog is always the first thing to go, procrastination-wise. During recovery, I mostly worked the day job on my laptop and watched TV at night, all from the comfort (or sometimes discomfort) of my living room couch.

But I made it to DragonCon, thankfully, where (two weekends ago) I thoroughly enjoyed participating in panel discussions with other speakers for the Alternative and Historical Fiction track! If you ever get a chance, check them out. Their panels are incredibly educational, with lots of history and truth-is-stranger-than-fiction tidbits.

If you’ve never been to DragonCon, it’s a convention that has something for everyone, whether you want to see any of the many guests speak, get celeb autographs, buy cool stuff in the dealer room, go to a dance or concert, or just hang at one of the convention hotel lobbies or atriums and costume watch. There’s so much more to do than that, of course, but I have to stop somewhere.

This year I kept it light and chilled in the room a lot to read, watch movies, and let my poor ankle recover from all the walking. But I still managed to do panels for two fun days, show up for the Fallout photoshoot in a Tunnel Snakes jacket, eat at High Velocity twice and Sear once (where we finally got the Marriott carpet cake), check out the dealer room, and catch a really great indie-filmmaking panel on the last day. I’m definitely going to try to catch more film panels next year.

In beyond-DragonCon news, I’m writing a new trivia book that has to do with a motorsport, working on a draft of a novella with our nephews, finishing up a collection of horror stories, working on a script, and juggling a few other projects. Gotta make up for lost time. Thank goodness for Scrivener and my Reminders app.

Here’s a random writing tip: If you are having trouble making headway on a writing project, just try to write one sentence a day. Sometimes that’s all you’ll get. Sometimes you’ll keep writing. But in either case, you’re moving forward.

Happy writing, reading, and recovering from whatever ails you!

September 17, 2023 /Bernadette Johnson

The New Year brings new books!

January 02, 2023 by Bernadette Johnson

Belated happy holidays to all! 2022 was a roller coaster in almost all arenas, so my resolution is to use what spoons I have to baby-step my way to progress throughout the year, but to take a lot of naps between steps. 🙂

And I’m starting the year with exciting news! For me, anyway. Unless you are into horses and/or cryptids, and then it’s exciting for you, too!

I have not one, but TWO books coming out this year and available for pre-order now:

  • The Big Book of Horse Trivia for Kids, out February 7, 2023.

  • The Big Book of Cryptid Trivia, currently slated for June 2023.

Click on the titles to get to the publisher’s pages, where there are links to preorder from several different sellers.

Happy reading! And may this new year bring you more spoons! 🥄🥄🥄🥄

January 02, 2023 /Bernadette Johnson

When Godzilla Crashes At Your House…

November 04, 2022 by Bernadette Johnson

Hi, all! Here is a Monsterama Jr. 2022 virtual panel that I took part in a few weeks ago: “When Godzilla Crashes At Your House, He Really Crashes At Your House.” Watch yours truly, James Palmer, Sean Linkenback, and moderator extraordinaire Darin M. Bush discuss Godzilla movies:

https://youtu.be/Gucl1Nvx648

A good time was had by all! Although you can probably tell I was recovering from laryngitis. I’m all better now.

No kaiju we’re harmed in the making of this video.

November 04, 2022 /Bernadette Johnson
Image from lower floor of Atlanta Marriot Marquis hotel pointing up at the elevators and floor balconies going all the way up.

Another DragonCon Come and Gone

September 05, 2022 by Bernadette Johnson

I had a lot of fun doing panels at DragonCon this weekend on the Alternate & Historical Fiction track. I learned so much from my fellow panelists and from audience members, too. It was nice meeting new people and seeing familiar faces.

And a special thanks to those who recommended “The Gilded Age.” One episode in and I’m ready to binge the rest.

Hope to see everyone again next year!

September 05, 2022 /Bernadette Johnson
Hand with paintbrush painting the word POETRY on a wall of graffiti.

Photo by Trust “Tru” Katsande on Unsplash.

Poetry…I Think

August 31, 2022 by Bernadette Johnson

I’m on a bit of a poetry kick. At least I think I am.

I mostly avoided studying poetry because it scared me. Two English degrees and somehow I managed only to take one dedicated poetry class (plus Beowulf and Chaucer, which also count as poetry, but Medieval verse is a different animal from, say, Yeats or TS Eliot). In tenth grade, when tasked with writing about a poem, I chose the lyrics to a rock song I liked and argued that song lyrics are poetry. My teacher was visibly annoyed by my switcheroo, but she let it go without downgrading me too badly.

But, for some reason, I’ve written two poems in the past two weeks. I think. One I’m not sure qualifies, but it is a true memory. The other is a fun little experiment in abecedarian poetry (where each line starts with a letter of the alphabet in succession from A to Z).

And here they are, in link form:

“Cold Pain, Warm Soup”

“Waiting for the Sting”

Happy reading!

August 31, 2022 /Bernadette Johnson

Short story “Dead Drop” out now

June 11, 2022 by Bernadette Johnson

Hi, all! I have a new short story out in Bobby Nash’s spy/espionage/crime fighting Snow-verse: “Snow Shorts! Dead Drop: An Elizabeth Walker Adventure.” (This actually came out earlier in the week, but life happened and the blog post got put off.)

$0.99 e-book on Amazon. Or read for free if you already subscribe to Kindle Unlimited: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B35N4S4F

It will also be part of a three story book expected out later this year.

The full press release from Bobby is below.

Happy reading!


SNOW’S ELIZABETH WALKER TAKES CHARGE IN AN ALL-NEW SNOW SHORT!

Snow’s former handler, Elizabeth Walker returns in an all-new mystery/thriller Snow Short!

Are you ready for some brand-new #FreshSnow?#TheSummerOfSnow heats up! BEN Books welcomes author Bernadette Johnson to #TeamSnow with the debut of SNOW SHORTS #9: DEAD DROP. Cover design and portrait are by Jeffrey Hayes of Plasmafire Graphics.

Snow Shorts #9 is now available as a $0.99 ebook from BEN Books. You can read it FREE with Kindle Unlimited. Find it here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B35N4S4F

About Dead Drop:
A body is found at, of all places, a dead drop, and agent Liz Walker must deduce who committed a murder right in Mother’s backyard.

Snow Shorts #9: Dead Drop is available at the following retailers:

Amazon US (ebook) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon UK (ebook) https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon CA (ebook) https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon DE (ebook) https://www.amazon.de/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon FR (ebook) https://www.amazon.fr/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon ES (ebook) https://www.amazon.es/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon IT (ebook) https://www.amazon.it/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon NL (ebook) https://www.amazon.nl/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon JP (ebook) https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon BR (ebook) https://www.amazon.com.br/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon MX (ebook) https://www.amazon.com.mx/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon AU (ebook) https://www.amazon.com.au/dp/B0B35N4S4F

Amazon IN (ebook) https://www.amazon.in/dp/B0B35N4S4F


Learn more about Snow at www.abrahamsnow.com

Learn more about Bernadette Johnson at www.bernijohnson.com

Learn more about Jeffrey Hayes and Plasmafire Graphics at www.plasmafiregraphics.com

Published by BEN Books. www.ben-books.com

Snow created by Bobby Nash. www.bobbynash.com

Remember, in #TheSummerofSnow every day is a #SnowDay!
#BENBooks #SnowShorts #Snow #AbrahamSnow #FreshSnow

Interview requests, press materials, and review copies can be requested by contacting Bobby Nash via BEN Books at bobby@bobbynash.com

June 11, 2022 /Bernadette Johnson

Knowing is half the battle

May 20, 2022 by Bernadette Johnson

Hi, all! I’m in the weeds trying to finish a book that’s due soon, and my nerves are fairly frazzled. But the cure, apparently, is learning new fun facts. This heretofore unknown-to-me word origin made me very happy and calmed my frazzled nerves (for now).

Jousting, as you probably know, is the medieval sport where two armored knights would ride at each other, each carrying a lance with which to knock the other off his horse (or, in a later less dangerous form of the sport, use the lance to capture rings).

Nobles generally had their own knights who they would put into jousting tournaments against the knights of other nobles. But there were some knights not dedicated to any one lord who could be hired to compete in tournaments, or fight in actual battles—knights were soldiers, after all.

These knights-for-hire were known as freelancers.

Happy learning!

May 20, 2022 /Bernadette Johnson

On a side note…

February 07, 2022 by Bernadette Johnson

In case anyone was wondering why I don’t do my writing by hand, here’s why. I wrote this (pictured above) one night while watching a documentary on horses. My only defense is that I was watching it in the dark, but my daylight handwriting isn’t much better. I happily abandoned the pen for the keyboard as a teen and never looked back.

Still, I sometimes take notes by hand instead. I read a study a while back that found writing out your notes makes it more likely that you’ll remember the material. But in my case I have to weigh the pros and cons. If I need to be able to revisit the notes later, the keyboard wins.

In case anyone was curious, I spent an hour or so the next day trying to figure this one out. And I think I cracked it. “What are the various horse breeds?” Hardly worth the effort. And I’m still not sure about the “various.” But lesson learned. 

Happy writing, or typing, or dictating, or whatever method works for you!

February 07, 2022 /Bernadette Johnson

Had fun at Next Chapter Con

October 04, 2021 by Bernadette Johnson

I took a road trip with fellow author and friend Bobby Nash to the Next Chapter Con and Xpo book and author convention in Dalton, GA this past Saturday. He kindly let me have space on his table. I sold a couple of books and bought even more. It was fun meeting fellow authors and readers, and I look forward to next year, when hopefully we won’t be in the middle of a pandemic.

Happy reading, everyone! Including me from my recent haul. 🙂

October 04, 2021 /Bernadette Johnson

New mystery/horror short story out soon!

September 06, 2021 by Bernadette Johnson

Hi, all! Just back from a fun weekend doing Alternate and Historic Fiction track panels at DragonCon 2021, where I got to spout spy stuff for two days straight! (One day I’ll learn to announce these things in advance).

And while I was gearing up for the event, I found out the anthology my next short story is in is coming out on October 12, 2021 and is available for pre-order now for $2.99! Check out Castle of Horror Anthology Volume 6: Femme Fatales with 16 stories from a bunch of great authors (and also me 😄). Just in time for my favorite holiday. 🎃👻🦇

Happy reading (and writing)!

September 06, 2021 /Bernadette Johnson
Photo by Dan Counsell on Unsplash

Photo by Dan Counsell on Unsplash

Writing Every Day—For Real This Time

August 12, 2021 by Bernadette Johnson

The most ubiquitous bit of writing advice I’ve heard over the years is to write every day. I’ve tried to get into the habit many a time but always failed miserably. Until now, that is.

This isn’t a “Do These n Things for Instant Success!!!!” listicle. But here are some of the things that prompted this sudden and unusual burst of steady productivity in me (someone with ADHD to whom getting stuff done on the regular doesn’t come naturally).

  1. I am in the middle of Walter Mosely’s MasterClass on fiction and storytelling, and he dropped a bit of wisdom on writing every day that made me see it in an new light. He said that writing makes ideas bubble to the surface from your unconscious mind, even after you’ve stopped writing. Your brain keeps working on the ideas in the background, and at the next writing session you’ll have these new ideas to work in. Lather, rinse, repeat and you are constantly generating ideas and growing as a storyteller.
    I recognized the truth of it right away. I know that I come up with ideas while I’m writing, and that they percolate overnight, and I often wake up with more related ideas instantly springing to mind. So Mr. Mosely linking that to writing daily was an a-ha moment for me. Of course you’d want to keep that cycle going forever.

  2. I joined Vocal.media so that I could enter one of their weekly writing challenges, and I decided to keep entering one every week. You have to have a $9.99 paid membership to enter their challenges, but you can post stories with a free membership, and people don’t need a membership to read your stories. And they aren’t the only game in town. You can post writing on Medium, Wattpad, Smashwords, fanfic sites, your own blog or social media, and many other places. Some pay out based on reads, some let you sell your work, and some are just places to put your work for free. But in this context it isn’t about the payout (not that you shouldn’t try to get paid). It’s about getting into the daily writing habit. Finding something that incentivized writing a story a week did it for me.

  3. I switched to doing most of my writing on my phone. I bought the Scrivener app because of the easy syncing between phone app and computer app (and because the phone app is simple and I love it—good for the focus impaired). But there are tons of free writing apps, as well as sites like Google Drive that you can access from your browser. Not everyone is going to like typing on a tiny virtual keyboard, but I now find it easier than writing on my laptop. And I have this device with me everywhere I go, so if I get an idea, I can stop and get it down immediately in the place where the story lives. Heck, I’m thumb-typing this right now in the middle of the night in bed (insomnia sucks, but at least I’m getting something out of it at the moment).

  4. I’ve been reading lots of writing and publishing advice books, articles, and blogs. Some give good advice that I start (or think about) using in my work. But mostly they keep me thinking about writing. And thinking about writing every day makes me want to write every day.

The above have gotten me into a good habit (finally!). If any of these ideas work for anyone else, then yay!

Happy writing! And sleeping. Whatever that is. 🙂

August 12, 2021 /Bernadette Johnson
Photo by Leighann Blackwood on Unsplash

Photo by Leighann Blackwood on Unsplash

Writer’s Block Sucks - based on a true story

June 13, 2021 by Bernadette Johnson

The struggle is real! But I’ll share some of the ways I snap out of it and get the words flowing.

One of them happened just two days ago. I was having a heck of a time writing a short spy thriller over the last couple of months. I had a beginning and end in mind, but no idea of how to get from one to the other. Whenever I sat down to plot it out or to write the beginning, I’d write a few words, get stuck, get frustrated, and go do something else (something super productive, like binge watch a show).
Then one day another assignment came up, this time in the mystery/horror genre. I switched to plotting that one out, and made some headway when I decided to brainstorm possible plot twists. I wrote several down for that story, finished an outline in one sitting, and switched over to the spy thriller and did the same. Plot twists just spilled out of my brain for that one, too, and I filled that empty middle in and started writing. Plotting out the other project had shaken something in my brain loose.

I think trying too hard to focus on something, especially something that I feel like I’m failing at, makes it all the harder to get the writing gears going. My brain instead focuses on generating anxiety, which just makes things worse. If you find yourself staring at a blank page, try flipping to another project and writing or plotting on that for a while. Then come back to the original and see how it goes.

The next thing that gets me writing is reading books or listening to panels or podcasts about writing. It doesn’t even matter if I agree with their methods. Different things work for different writers. But immersing myself in talk about writing also inspires me to write. And I pick up tips to try out as a bonus.

Another is reading (or listening to) nonfiction books or watching online lectures about whatever I’m trying to write about. Ghost story? Watch some ghost hunter shows. Spy story? Watch a documentary or read a book about real spies. Or if I’m just looking for ideas of what to write next, any topic will do. I can’t tell you how many ideas for sci-fi stories I got while reading my Humanities Computing textbooks, particularly Cyber_Reader and The New Media Reader (both anthologies of texts).

I also go for walks on the treadmill, but if I do so in the middle of a writing crisis, I try to bundle one of the abovementioned listening/reading sessions with the walk. Still, just doing something active to get blood flowing to your brain might help on its own. And you get the added health benefits.

For the record, I’m not saying I finished the stories mentioned above. That is another battle. And possibly a future blog post.

Happy writing!

June 13, 2021 /Bernadette Johnson
Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

The Second Helping

May 22, 2021 by Bernadette Johnson

I am not a poet…except when I am. This inexpert verse spilled out of me one night in 2018 when I re-read “The Second Coming” by Yeats and then made dinner:

I don’t lack conviction 
  so much as confidence 
  as to what is the right course.
Daily paralyzed 
  by the age-old question,
  “What do you want
  for dinner?”
Fixing the world 
  goes on the back burner.

May 22, 2021 /Bernadette Johnson
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Cover of The Big Book of Spy Trivia: Spy Stories, Secret Agent Facts, and Espionage Skills from History’s Greatest Covert Missions by Bernadette Johnson.

The Big Book of Spy Trivia

May 19, 2021 by Bernadette Johnson

I wrote a book, The Big Book of Spy Trivia. (See? “Book” is even in the name to lend credibility). And Ulysses Press published it this February! Yet, although I posted about it on Facebook and Twitter at the time and put it in my list of works on this site, for some reason I didn’t blog about it. To be fair, I was busy on other books and stories when it came out, but still, I need to work on my marketing skills.

So here’s a very belated blog announcement that The Big Book of Spy Trivia came out in February! It is chock-full of true tales of espionage and covert operations from ancient to modern times, as well as tidbits about spy tradecraft and about movies, shows, and books that take place in the clandestine world.

The Amazon link is https://amzn.to/373qB8F. If you prefer other book sellers, navigate to the Work tab for several other purchase links.

If you’re into spy stuff, check it out! It’s got a little of everything. And the next thing I’m turning in is a spy-related short story. Might as well put all this great research to work again. 🕵️

Happy writing, or reading. Or both!

May 19, 2021 /Bernadette Johnson
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Write or die

December 05, 2020 by Bernadette Johnson


Am I the only one who feels like they got their focus back shortly after the election? I was getting stuff done before, but only because of impending deadline panic, and it was a slog. Now I seem to be able to write every night, or nearly so.

In the hopes of further increasing productivity, I’ve been combing the Internet for tricks. One tip and a couple of tools have intrigued me this week. 

The tip: to set a timer and speed write whatever comes to mind until the clock runs out, without stopping to edit (you can fix it in post). I cranked out 2000 words of a story on my first go. 

And that concept led me to a couple of tools. First, “Danger Notes - Writer’s Block” by David Villegas, a minimalist writing app with a twist—type for five minutes straight or lose your work! If you stop typing, a red bar starts across the screen. If it reaches the end, your words are erased. After five minutes of writing, you get a save button and can keep going if you want.

It’s frightening, but I actually came up with a couple of decent ideas during my first session. It’s only available for iOS devices, but I found a similar tool online that goes a step further and gives you a writing prompt: Squibler’s “The Most Dangerous Random Prompt Generator”: https://www.squibler.io/random-prompt-generator

You hit a button for a prompt, then hit another button to start writing. It defaults to five minutes, but you can change the duration. If you stop typing, the letters blur out until you start again. I let the timer run out to see what would happen, and fortunately (unlike “Danger Notes”) it let me export my work anyway.

For fear of data loss, I wouldn’t use the above to write my next novel, but might to get myself started on a night when I wasn’t feeling inspired.

May your future writing sessions be fruitful.

December 05, 2020 /Bernadette Johnson
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The More You Know: Online Classes

September 26, 2020 by Bernadette Johnson

Wow! The last few months have been distracting, to say the least. Here’s my better-late-than-never (but still extremely late) post.

We should all strive to learn new things to keep our minds active and generally improve ourselves, but it’s doubly important for writers. If you believe you should write what you know, the more you know, the better.

But even if you don’t, it never hurts to jump-start your brain with new info. Study anything and everything: physics, basket weaving, history, horticulture, you name it. Anything you learn can be worked into a story, or inspire a new one. 

One learning resource that provides a lot of bang for your buck is online classes — and many are free! I tend to pick up at least one piece of advice or knowledge that sticks with me from each class, and often have to pause to write down story ideas that spring to mind.

I know ONE doesn’t sound like a lot, but useful knowledge is, well, useful. I watched an online container garden seminar a few months ago, and my one takeaway was to put an upside down bottle full of water in your potted plant so that it’s self watering for a few days. The vincas on my porch have never been happier.

You can find all kinds of classes out there on the interwebs, but to get you started, here are some of the online learning resources I use the most:

Coursera and EdEx

https://www.coursera.org

https://www.edx.org

These sites offer classes from colleges and universities, including Stanford and the ivy leagues (and now even some from companies like Google and IBM). Many are free with the option to pay for a certificate. You can find classes on math, science, computing, psychology, language, art — just about anything you can take at a college. They also have personal development classes. Right now I’m signed up for one on nutrition (among others). The one downside for busy people is that they are on a schedule and eventually you can’t access the lessons, but if you fall off halfway through the term, you can usually sign up for the next one and pick up where you left off.

Khan Academy

https://www.khanacademy.org

This one has elementary school to AP and college level tutorials. It started as a math site but has expanded to include lots of areas of study, including science, arts and humanities, and even “life skills.” And it is free (although you can make a donation if you want). I’ve only done math so far, but one day I’ll get to their other fare.

The Great Courses Plus

https://www.thegreatcoursesplus.com/

This one you have to pay for (at present it’s about $20 a month full-price, but I pay $30 quarterly because of a deal that popped up on social media). When I’m researching a book or just want to learn more about a topic, The Great Courses Plus is my go-to site. It features full lecture series (often around 30 or so 30-40 minute videos) by professors on a great many topics: science, math, law, economics, languages, art, music, history, you name it. Right now I’m watching one on mindfulness, both for a project and for self improvement.

MasterClass

https://www.masterclass.com/

This is the most expensive of my subscriptions (either $90 per class or $180 for unlimited classes for a year). They aren’t as in-depth as the Great Courses series (they are often around 20 lectures of 10 or so minutes each with a pdf workbook), but you get a good overview by an expert/practitioner in their field. Classes include Samuel Jackson Teaches Acting, Gordon Ramsay Teaches Cooking, and Chris Hadfield Teaches Space Exploration. And they have lots of classes by famous writers, and so far all the ones I’ve watched have given tips I started using right away. James Patterson’s outline method of writing a stub for each scene has helped me tremendously. Margaret Atwood’s advice to try changing the POV if you don’t think your story is working got one of my projects out of limbo. Aaron Sorkin mentioned that he retypes the whole thing when he’s doing a script revision, which worked for me on a book that had become a labyrinthine nightmare in editing. If you can afford them, give them a try.

YouTube

For something online class adjacent (although mostly NOT by credentialed professors), you can find all kinds of tutorials on YouTube, from makeup application to cooking to fixing your computer. But I’ve also found some really inspirational series there. My favorite is Every Frame a Painting (https://www.youtube.com/c/everyframeapainting), a series on cinematography. Every one I watch makes me want to write a script, or even go out and shoot a movie. They point out things I never noticed about movies I love. Each is on a different aspect of cinematography, usually focusing on one auteur (like “Edgar Wright - How to Do Visual Comedy” and “Akira Kurosawa - Composing Movement”). Give the channel a watch if you are an aspiring film writer (or just into film). Another great filmmaking channel is Lessons from the Screenplay (https://www.youtube.com/c/LessonsfromtheScreenplay). The “Inglourious Basterds - The Elements of Suspense” episode has stuck with me (and is where I learned about the “bomb under the table” concept).

You can also find a great many educational podcasts and documentaries, and DVD commentaries with all kinds of amazing info. But I’ll save those for other posts.

Happy writing!

September 26, 2020 /Bernadette Johnson
Screen cap of my Tiny Decisions app blog idea wheel, made artsy with the Graphite photo manipulation app.

Screen cap of my Tiny Decisions app blog idea wheel, made artsy with the Graphite photo manipulation app.

Decisions, decisions…

February 24, 2020 by Bernadette Johnson

Is it just me, or is deciding what to write harder than actually writing? I have, since my last post over a month ago, jotted down many a blog idea, started writing a couple, changed course and settled on another for a while, then thought, “Nah, I’d rather work on this other thing.” This is not the way to finish work, as is evidenced by my nearly post-free blog.

Lately I’ve been thinking I need to take my faulty decision making apparatus (see frontal lobe) out of the equation and work on the topic that fate chooses for me until it’s done and posted. My first thought was to scribble the ideas on a whiteboard, put on a blindfold, and shoot a Nerf dart at them. But that requires space and equipment, would be hard to make truly random, and might scare my human and canine cohabitators.

I then remembered that I downloaded an app called Tiny Decisions that lets you create spinning decision wheels. I’d thus far only used it for its most obvious purpose (to decide where to go for dinner). Just now I took a short break to make a new decision wheel of items from my writing idea list. I spun it. And it’s like a weight has been lifted. My next post will be about some of the online writing classes I’ve taken.

If you want to try this at home, search your app store of choice for “decision wheel.” There are a bunch out there. If deciding between decision wheels is too much to bear, try Tiny Decisions. Or if you are crafty, you could probably make a paper wheel.

Feel free to tweet your thoughts at me. And happy writing!

February 24, 2020 /Bernadette Johnson

Getting the blog back together

January 04, 2020 by Bernadette Johnson

It’s a new year — a new DECADE, even — and time for me to get it together as far as writing goes. My last blog died the death of one too many PHP updates and I’ve had many false re-starts while experimenting with different platforms. I finally decided to start fresh, keep it simple, and use a website building tool that lets me concentrate on writing rather than web development and site maintenance. I can save the IT work for my day job. So belated happy new year, and happy writing to all my fellow authors! May this year be a productive one.

January 04, 2020 /Bernadette Johnson
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